July 20, 9:53 AM PST (Pinoy Standard Time)
Q.C., Philippines (AP)-After months of rumored insanity, JC Ramos, a stupid technical support agent of a leading call center company in the Philippines, today finally launched his personal online weblog, blog, entitled “Juan Times News”. Tag lined “Your Unreliable source of Unreliable Information”. The blog is now available for viewing only for a very exclusive host of users. They say that it’s so exclusive, that the site can only be accessed by people who pass two requirements. To be accepted as user, one must have a computer and an Internet connection. Doesn’t it mean it’s accessible to almost everyone in the world? Duh?!?!
According to reliable sources, this site will, in the near future, take the form of a daily news bulletin, featuring articles from all around the net, written by all sorts of creatures, concerning all kinds of nonsense. The blog with include sections for sports, entertainment, health, IT, jokes (funny/corny), headlines, deadlines, tan lines, laugh lines, and air lines… Whatever!?! However, top executive JC himself downplays these rumors and declares “Just you wait…”
Well folks, time to buy a PC and subscribe for an Internet connection because this site promises to be one more useless site full of crap.
Anonymous
